Do you need an armored vehicle strong enough to withstand bullets? Something that will deflect those pesky grenades and allow you to reach your destination in style and comfort? Do you have €1 million, or approximately $1.5 million to spare? If so, then the Russian-made Dartz Kombat T98 is the armored vehicle for you!

Debuting at the Top Marques Monaco show last April, the Dartz Kombat T98 is a Russian-built, tank-style SUV that can withstand bullets and even rocket propelled grenades! It also boasts heavy, steel-plated doors and windows that are 7cm thick.

As if the Kombat T98 wasn’t impressive enough, Dartz recently announced a new Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Impressive new features include gold-plated windows, extra Kevlar coating, three bottles of the mind-boggingly expensive Russo-Baltique Vodka, and perhaps most interesting of all, a leather interior made from whale penis!

The Red Diamond Edition, now in production, is scheduled to appear at next year’s Top Marques show with an estimated price tag of around €750,000 - €1 million, or approximately $1.1 million to $1.5 million dollars.

Recession be damned, I want one of these!

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